I had this sent to me, I like this idea instead

I’m against the BILLION bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It" dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bona fide U.S. citizens, aged 18+.
Our population is about 301 million counting every man, woman and child. So, 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up. Now, divide 200 million, 18+ adults into billion – that equals 5,000.00 each! Yes, my plan is to give that 5,000 to every adult as a "We Deserve It" dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So, let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Everyone would pay 7,500.00 in taxes. That sends .5 billion right back to Uncle Sam! It also means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife would have 5,000.00!
What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads.
Put away money for college – it’ll really be there.
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs .
Invest in the market – capital drives growth.
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves.
Enable deadbeat parents to come clean – or else.
Remember this is for every adult U.S. citizen, 18 and older (including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehmann Brothers and every other company that is cutting back) and of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it! Instead of trickling out a puny ,000.00 "economic incentive".
If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U.S. citizen!
As for AIG – liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private s ector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
We deserve the money and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy idea, but can you imagine the coast-to-coast block party?!
How do you spell Economic Boom? W-e D-e-s-e-r-v-e I-t d-i-v-i-d-e-n-d! I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion "We Deserve It" dividend more than do the ‘geniuses’ at AIG or in Washington, D.C..
And remember, my plan only really costs .5 billion because .5 billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. Good idea? I think so.

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in

a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000

bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman

and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a

We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.

That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college – it’ll be there

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car – create jobs

Invest in the market – capital drives growth

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks

who lost their jobs at Lehman20Brothers and every other company

that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out

a puny 00.00 ( ‘vote buy’ ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can ‘never work.’

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards, Birk
T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use Billion Dollars!!
I got this e-mail from a friend of mine. I thought is was interesting ans just wanted to share.
Please do not think this was any of my idea.
T. J. Birkenmeier…….his math, not mine.

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out
a puny 00.00 ( ‘vote buy’ ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can ‘never work.’

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, this plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

I just received this e-mail, but I loved it – what do you think?

"My thoughts

Hi Pals,

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a ‘We Deserve It Dividend’.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a ‘We Deserve It Dividend’.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes. That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college – it’ll be there

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car – create jobs

Invest in the market – capital drives growth

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. Of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces!

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+.

As for AIG – liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Holland plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest!"

that would help Americans?

This sounds like a really great plan. To bad no one will take it seriously
I’m against the BILLION bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a ‘We Deserve It’ dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bona fide
U.S. citizens, aged 18+.

Our population is about 301 million counting every man, woman , and
child.

So, 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.

Now, divide 200 million, 18+ adults into billion – that equals
5,000.00 each! ?

Yes, my plan is to give that 5,000 to every adult as a ‘We Deserve It’ dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So, let’s assume a tax rate of
30%. Everyone would pay 7,500.00 in taxes.

That sends .5 billion right back to Uncle Sam! It also means that
every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife would have 5,000.00!

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00?

* Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved

* Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

* Put away money for college – it’ll really be there

*Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs

* Buy a new car – create jobs

* Invest in the market – capital drives growth

* Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves

* Enable Deadbeat ?Parents ?to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U.S. citizen, 18 and older (including
the folks who lost their jobs at Lehmann Brothers and every other
company that is cutting back) and of course, for those serving in our
Armed Forces.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every
adult U.S. citizen!!

As for AIG – liquidate it.

*Sell off its parts.

* Let American General go back to being American General.

* Sell off the real estate.

* Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

We deserve the money and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy idea, but can
you imagine the coast-to-coast block party!

How do you spell Economic Boom? W-e D-e-s-e-r-v-e I-t
d-i-v-i-d-e-n-d!

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the
Billion ‘We Deserve It’ dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington, D.C..

And remember, The plan only really costs .5 billion because .5
billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Instead of bailing out AIG,
I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a
"We Deserve It For the BS" Dividend.

To make the math simple,
let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child.
So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000 each
My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.

That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage = housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans = what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college = it’ll be there
Save in a bank = create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car = create jobs
Invest in the market = capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance = health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean = or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG, liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.
Sure it’s a crazy idea that wil never be.
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion

And remember, this plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Now doesn’t this sound better than bailing out AIG?

To ahandle101
You did not catch a math mistake, you caught a typing mistake. Not to worry, I’ll start typing with my other foot now. Eventually I will get up to both feet.

..
You know we don’t have 200 billion people in the country yet.
To Jake
Any time someone wants to give me 5,000 and take 30% of it back, I am all for it. I am a "Glassis half full" type of guy. You appear to be a "Glass is half empty"

..

Im against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000 .00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out
a puny 00.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Co ast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Subject: WE DESERVE IT DIVIDEND

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in
a "We Deserve It Dividend."

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,0 00 to every person 18+ as a
"We Deserve It Dividend."

Of course, it woul d NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would y ou do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other compan y
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out
a puny 00.00 economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can work.

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow ad ult Americans to know how to use the Billion
"We Deserve It Dividend" more than the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .
And remember, The Family plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is ab out 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 95,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out
a puny 00.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.
My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.
What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.
Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.
And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards,
Birk
T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

This plan would only cost 85 Billion vs 750 Billion for the Congress Plan, Congress has already proven they can’t solve the problem, I think we should try this, it is a deal. The hell with AIG and their incompetent and corrupt CEO’s.

Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billion that equals
5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.

That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college – it’ll be there

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car – create jobs

Invest in the market – capital drives growth

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( ‘vote buy’ ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re goi ng to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can ‘never work.’

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,
Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use Billion!!

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to
America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are
200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man,
woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at
adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billion that
equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a We
Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.

That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college – it’ll be there

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car – create jobs

Invest in the market – capital drives growth

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including
the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every
other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those
serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really
do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 (
"vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being
proposed
by one of our
candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s
bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean
it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the
Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG
or in Washington DC

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion
because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to
Uncle Sam.
are you brainwashed? that is NOT government money… it is taxpayer money…

besides… that was a joke..in part

Here’s an idea for a "bailout"
I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve
It Dividend. "

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 true U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billion that equals 5,000.00.

The plan would be to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes. That sends
,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 t o 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Pay off your football pool debts
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of
trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is
being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S
Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s our rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in
Washington DC .

And remember, this plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5
Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is ab out 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 95,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out
a puny 00.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

This is from an email I recieved…I wish I could take credit for this but I can’t…

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a Dividend! We Deserve It!

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 (+-) counting every man, woman and child.
So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon.
That equals 425,000.00.
My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
Let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes. That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.
What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads.
Put away money for college – it’ll be there!
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs.
Invest in the market – capital drives growth.
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance-health care. Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else. Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back.
And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General goback to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here’s my rationale: We deserve it and AIG doesn’t!! How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion Dividend ! I do!
We Deserve It more than the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.
And remember, The Family plan only really costs
.5 Billion, because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
OMG! I was so excited about the idea that I never even thought to do any math and see if it was accurate! Thanks, Y’all!

Hold on….here it is.

I’m against the ,000,000,000..00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to
America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are
200,000,000 bona fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man,
woman and child.

So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billion that
equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a We
Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a
tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it
means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your
family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college – it’ll be there

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car – create jobs

Invest in the market – capital drives growth

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care
improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including
the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really
do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" )
economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President..

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let
American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the
Billion. We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC. And remember, The Buddy plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ah…I feel so much better getting that off my chest

IT WORKS FOR ME! Where do we go to sign the Petition?????
I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It Dividend".

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S.A Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college – it’ll be there Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs Invest in the market – capital drives growth Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehmann Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 (BILLION) bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to American citizens in a " We Deserve It " Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billion that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a " We Deserve It " Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.

That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college – it’ll be there

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car – create jobs

Invest in the market – capital drives growth

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

I DID NOT COMPOSE THIS ! i only seen it and pasted it.
IT"S A JOKE you people, A JOKE !!!!

Now here’s a bail out plan that works!

I’m against the ,000,000,000 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It Dividend".

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 ± counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might b e a fair stab at adults 18 and up.

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a "We Deserve It Dividend".

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Eve ry individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.

That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college – it’ll be there

Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car – create jobs

Invest in the market – capital drives growth

Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up a nd clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion "We Deserve It Dividend" more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, this plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

You don’t want to even hear what I think about the stupid mortgage companies that loaned out billions of dollars to people who they knew had no way of paying back the loans, with both sides of the equation interested in one thing…fast money.

But it didn’t work, and now we’re supposed to bail out those idiots too???

Kindest personal regards,

Fr. Dave Adams

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Note: How is this any crazier than the plan already before congress?
BTW – I do realize this is a joke…
Like I said… I merely copied and pasted this without checking the math…

Don’t know who came up with it….But I like IT!

I’m against the ,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving ,000,000,000 to America in a
We Deserve It Dividend .

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into billon that equals 5,000.00.

My plan is to give 5,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend .

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay 7,500.00 in taxes.
That sends ,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has 7,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has 5,000.00.

What would you do with 7,500.00 to 5,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult US Citizen 18 + including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehmann Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out
a puny 00.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult US Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party !

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, This plan only really costs .5 Billion because .5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh
or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use Billion!!