Am I the only one who HATES the Countrywide spokesperson?

Jul 30, 2009 in Commercial Mortgage FAQ

You know the gray-haired skinny guy who talks in that way-too-happy-and-calm voice about Countrywide home loans and refinances and stuff?

I don’t know what it is about him.

But every time a Countrywide commercial comes on, with him standing there next to those cheap PowerPoint-looking captions… it makes me want to throw something against the wall really hard.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS IRKED BY THAT GUY?!

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One comment

Melanie S on July 30, 2009 at 11:50 pm

Ha, this reminds me of one of Dane Cook’s skits. 15 cents!!!!!

Anyways I agree. Totally hate that guy. He is wayyyyyyyy to happy for his own good.

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